Support jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.