Support jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.