Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Me: what do you call 4 depressed kids
my friend: what?
me: the suicide squad
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
