Suicide jokes
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
That one depressed friend.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Let's have toast in the bath.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.