why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Hey I have a joke for you
My life hahah I wanna die
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
