Suicide jokes

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

My friend: What?

Me: The Suicide Squad.

I wish my grass was edgy...

then it would cut itself...

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

I help suicidal people.

BTW verb not adjective.

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."