Suicide jokes
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.