Suicide jokes

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

what's a depressed person's favorite game?

hangman

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.

A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)

Mom: You will make me kill myself.

Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.