What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Itโs OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, itโs considered against the law.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Are you a tree? Cuz Iโm trying to hang with you. ;)
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself โจfirstโจ!
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
