Suicide jokes
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Memes
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."