Suicide jokes

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

I'm gonna cut my life off.

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

"1v1 me bitch!"

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)