Suicide jokes
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...