What do suicidal people and apples have in common? They both hang from trees
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
are you a gravestone? because i really wish you're on top of me right now!
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible and you will hurt so many people that love you. That’s why no one will be hurt.
sayo-nara
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
my dad- you better ware flip-flopped everywhere suicidal son-goes to crack ally
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
your nan is gey
1v1 me bitch
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
poop and balls through the walls
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
why did adam commit suicide andy went through the back door
Pls encourage me to do suicide!;P
Hey are you suicide? Cause I dream of you every day <3
