Suicide jokes
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
That one depressed friend.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
People love you.
Don't die.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Suicide
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*