Suicide Jokes

I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.

When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

what is a emos favorite song "suicidal"

Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope

what do depression and suicide have in common

nothing there both hanging

My friend tried high fiving me left him hanging

Me die

Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?

I wanna take drowning lessons but I can't find more than session

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"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable

what is the difference between a walking dead and you he doesn,t feel pain

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.