Suicide jokes

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Go commit neck rope.

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.