Suicide jokes

Emo

Ramen · 5 years ago

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots.

Bullet

Anonymous · 3 years ago

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Depression

Anonymous · 7 years ago

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

Orphan

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

Military

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".

Suicide memes

Suicidal person

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

Bungee

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

Day

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.

Hangman

Lizzy · 5 years ago

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

Finger

Kikicito · 7 years ago

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

Gun

✨person✨ · 5 years ago

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

Living

Winter · 5 years ago

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?