where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
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A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
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Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
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If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
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The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
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how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed
