Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed
