A book about suicide cannot be borrowed

  • A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the dark humor of suicide by having the librarian state a practical reason for denying the request, they won't return the book. It's funny because it's unexpected in response to a serious request.

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  • Comments (16)

  • funny

    Well damn librarian! I'll Return when i see him/her!

    Good as hell! that librarian doesnt give a SHIT that the student is going to die. LOL

    That's HORRIBLE!

    NO BUT WHY IS THIS ACCTUALY FUNNY 😭🤚

    damn, that sucks

    The man replies to the librarian and asks if he can at least read it there and take notes

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