A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
A book about suicide cannot be borrowed
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Explanation
The joke plays on the dark humor of suicide by having the librarian state a practical reason for denying the request, they won't return the book. It's funny because it's unexpected in response to a serious request.
Stalin
Copying camuel
bob
funny
Satan
Well damn librarian! I'll Return when i see him/her!
OH NO SATAN
help meh, satan texted.
Animas cat
very funny
.xtootsiexroll
Good as hell! that librarian doesnt give a SHIT that the student is going to die. LOL
Gwen
That's HORRIBLE!
Ranboo
NO BUT WHY IS THIS ACCTUALY FUNNY 😭🤚
e
damn, that sucks
GayGail
MISS HAMILTON WTF
uraraka ochaco
🤣 help
Jokes on you i don't like myself
Ok i might be mentally ill but this is funny xd
Anonymous
omfg thats the best
fat horse nigcock
lol
~meiko v3~
damn
Anonymous
The man replies to the librarian and asks if he can at least read it there and take notes