On the lines of “I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous”,

I’m dying to live forever !

I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, “ISIS ain’t got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived.”

Someone asked me if I’ve ever tried to kill myself. I responded, “Absolutely. A few times actually. I’m just not very good at it.”

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

These gags are killing me !

Go commit neck rope

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road…suicidal

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

If you’re gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.

What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying

To all you who can’t understand using jokes as coping mechanism… you know what i will ask of you:)

Me: Hey dad, I’m in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal…

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I’m dad!

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it

A friend asked me, “Where are you going?”

I answered, “6 feet underground.”

Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad??

To drown herself

When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. slowly puts AR to chin

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi’s concerts… I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can’t. It’s also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can’t or you just can’t…

All you need is a Razor Blade in life.