Suck jokes
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
LOL only HK fans get it
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Emo people totally suck!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
You suck.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.