I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
You suck.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
