When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Emo people totally suck!
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
YOUR MOM SUCKS MY DICK 24/7
Suck my ass, guys!
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
