Suck jokes

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Why do Jews suck at mugging?

Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

You suck.

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Emo people totally suck!

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.