Suck jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Memes
Love the things I talk about
You suck.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Emo people totally suck!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."