Suck jokes
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Suck on deez balls!
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
LOL only HK fans get it
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Emo people totally suck!
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.