Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
How do pedophiles get kids to suck there d**k? They spray paint it like candy 🍬
all of them suck
Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!
i am gay, is that ok. I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
why does America suck at chess. because they already lost there two towers
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption? He thought his son sucked.
gay people would suck at war
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole đź•ł from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man? Suck his balls.
IF GIRLS ARE VEGAN WHY DO THEY SUCK DICK...?
PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY SORRY YOUR ARE AN ORPHAN
Why do orphans suck at baseball
Because they can't run home
Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened