Suck jokes

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

Emo people totally suck!

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.

You suck.

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.