Suck jokes
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Memes
Emo people totally suck!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
You suck.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.