Sucker

Sucker Jokes

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

ICEBERG.you may know me Titanic.you are a sucker Iceberg. You hit me Titanic.moron Iceberg.waaaaaaaaaa Titanic.I don’t give a shit

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"