Sucker jokes

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

What do you call a rooster lollipop?

A cock sucker!

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!

If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Iceberg: You may know me.

Titanic: You are a sucker.

Iceberg: You hit me.

Titanic: Moron.

Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

XD

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.