Sucker jokes

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

Iceberg: You may know me.

Titanic: You are a sucker.

Iceberg: You hit me.

Titanic: Moron.

Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

What do you call a rooster lollipop?

A cock sucker!

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.

I charge 50 bucks a suck.

What does suck a sucking fish?

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

I sucked a dick.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"