Suck jokes
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.