Suck jokes

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Suck on deez balls!

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

Rape victims suck, literally.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Big pp suck sook.

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

You suck.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.