Suck jokes
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Suck!
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
LOL only HK fans get it
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D