Suck jokes
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Poke diver 1 sucks!