Suck jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
All of them suck.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.