Suck jokes
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Suck my ass, guys!
I sucked a dick.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Suck!
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Big pp suck sook.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.