Suck jokes
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I sucked a dick.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Suck my butts, queer.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Suck my cheetah.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Emo people totally suck!
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
I charge 50 bucks a suck.