Suck Jokes

what did the naked man say to the naked woman? suck my dick

your momma so nasty she sucked your daddy dick and kissed you good night

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck

A girl said suck my dick and the man went i have boobs.

why did the dick suck my ass, they died

This dick ain't gon to suck itself

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i suck on cups so START RUNNIN CUPHEAD

Why do orphans suck at homework. Because they don’t a home

sexy hot gils were 2 boooooobs i should say i wanna suck them

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!!!

Wat happen wen u suck

u succ

My man is a paci cunt that sucks my dick

Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana

What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck

A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park. "Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate! The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

suck my butts queer

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real