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Big_Pix 💯💯

bro what?

A sea otter is holding a red plastic hoop and an orange ball in a body of water. The text below the image reads: "RIP In Peace Eddie The Sea Otter That Could Dunk A Basketball And Suck His Own Dick"

MEME LORD

A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.

atmodude

fortnite sucks (imo)

The image shows five figures, each with the face of the "Hide the Pain Harold" meme superimposed on Fortnite characters. The text "FORTNITE SUCKS" is displayed in large letters.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

NIFFTY

sucks to suck

The image shows a three-panel meme using a distorted 3D head figure with large hands. The first panel reads "You're late to school" and the head figure has the text "Panik" beside it. The second panel reads "You graduated years ago" and the head figure has the text "Kalm" beside it. The third panel reads "You're a teacher" and the head figure has the text "Panik" beside it.

Anonymous

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

Heroin Monkey

A yellow sign with black text that says: "Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off."

Hollow Knight Beater

LOL only HK fans get it

A character with a white mask and a dark cloak is thinking. There is the text “just found out about the infection, dang that stuff sucks” on the image.

CaptainEgg75

thats you suck dick goof ball

The image shows three dogs. One dog is labeled "My Car" and is trying to get a toy from the second dog labeled "Me". The third dog is labeled "Work" and is also trying to get the toy from the second dog which is labeled "Money". The text on top of the image says: "How life is going right now".

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

omg

The image has a black background with white text that says, "I SUCK AT LIFE. I SUCK AT EVERYTHING I DO. I SHOULD GIVE UP. I WILL GIVE UP." Then in red, "BECOME AN HERO."

MEME LORD

A shirtless man is sitting on a weight bench. The text says: "TO MY HATERS, KEEP SUCKING. I'M ABOUT TO CUM."

Heroin Monkey

A skeleton is shown lifting weights, with text overlaid saying 'My body is a machine that turns tiddies into sucked tiddies.'

F_ck teslas

Teslas suck

A meme with the text "Electric" and "Diesel" at the top, with a blue Tesla under the "Electric" heading and a yellow diesel car under the "Diesel" heading. Below each car, the text "Ingredients:" is displayed. There is a page of text underneath the Tesla and a magenta creature underneath the diesel.

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♢ Shy Dragon ♢

suck my balls

RapBoat

The image shows a text about Chance the Rapper releasing an album after three years. He says he is proud, but the text continues with the reaction of the entire rap community who say "Hahaha. This sucks man." Below the text there is a picture of a man looking up with the caption "Hahaha. This sucks man."

Heroin Monkey

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

Hgfdfrgt

Speeed suckys messy good

A child with a large forehead and slightly crooked teeth is holding a golden trophy. He has a funny expression.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with a person looking down with text overlayed on the picture. The text says: "UBISOFT be like, yeah, this game fucking sucks. Release it."

Anonymous

Waurny_PIZZIC
I hate it when I say "suck my dick"
and people say "oH bUt yOu Don't
hAvE a Dick" you fools. Blithering
idiots. I mean my soul dick. My
metaphorical penis. I don't have a
physical penis protruding from my
body but the aura is there. Suck my
spirit dick, peasant.
7:13 AM 13/03/2019 from Portland, OR.
Twitter for iPhone
35.7K Retweets 106K Likes

Anonymous

Full body reveal (I just relized how much my camera sucks 😬)

A person is standing in the middle of a room. The person is wearing glasses, a gray t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. The person is looking to the left. The person has their hands in their pockets. The background shows the living room.

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