Suck jokes

Dick sucking.

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

Big pp suck sook.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!

So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.

Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.

Suck my cheetah.

Suck on deez balls!

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.