Suck jokes
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Gay people would suck at war.
thats you suck dick goof ball
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Suck my cheetah.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Suck on deez balls!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.