Suck jokes
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Memes
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Suck on deez balls!
Suck my cheetah.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Emo people totally suck!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.