Suck jokes
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Gay people would suck at war.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Big pp suck sook.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Suck my cheetah.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Suck on deez balls!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.