What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Suck on deez balls
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
u suck
Today sucked my girlfriend got hit by a car and I lost my job as an Uber driver
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.