Suck jokes

Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?

Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.

What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.

"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Jokes suck.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."