Strategy jokes
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.