Strategy jokes
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.