9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
