When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
