I played Clash of Clans and when I requested troops, all i got were some muslim wall breakers.
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
