Strategy jokes
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.