
Strategy jokes
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.