Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
I played Clash of Clans and when I requested troops, all i got were some muslim wall breakers.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
