Strategy

Strategy Jokes

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”