When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
