Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead
Your mom is so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Your mom is so dumb she called me asking for my phone #
Y don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner they open a shop
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
im so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For 0$...
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they went through 91 stores in a 11 seconds
