What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
