you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
your so ugly when you went to the makeup store it shut down
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
Your moma is so old when she went to the atieque store they wouldn't let her leave
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
why cant orphans go to the store ? because they throw everything around
I meant to say what’s an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store
