What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I went to the store, and yeah...
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.