I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage