Storage jokes
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
Community talk
@matt out of curiosity what is the biggest size of photo able to be uploaded into Memes, comments and as a pfp,. I mean size both pixel size and actual storage space (if storage space comes into play) (If these are all the same mb)
I'm deleting this app so I have more storage space
JAKE I THINK I HAVE MORE PHOTOS IN MY CAMERA ROLL THEN U