Storage memes

Spaghetti

2 years ago

The image shows two side-by-side portraits of Donald Trump with different skin tones. On the left, his skin is a pale color, and text below reads, "Tupperware when it's new." On the right, his skin is more orange, and the text below reads, "Tupperware after storing spaghetti in it once."

Gasoline

1 year ago

A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13

Secret

1 year ago

A file cabinet with two drawers. The top drawer has a label that reads "Top Secret" and the bottom drawer has a label that reads "Bottom Secret".

Technology

3 years ago

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

iPhone

10 months ago

The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".

Meme

1 year ago

A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."

Jokes

Self Harm

3 years ago

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

Women

8 years ago

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Child

4 years ago

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.

Storage jokes