Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep โem in my basement until itโs time to hang โem from a tree.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
Whatโs Elon musk JR favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
drawers! (DYM 77)
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
Hi, welcome to Davidโs sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Heโs not dead just his storage unit
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
Q: you now whats morbid at a storage sale A: they give you more bids
I started a band called 1023 megabytes - We still haven't gotten a gig.
Where does bin laden keep his cdโs
In Irak
