I started a band called 1023 megabytes - We still haven't gotten a gig.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Drawers!
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
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