Storage jokes
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Drawers!
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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