Storage jokes
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Drawers!
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
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Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...