My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe
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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
I always press the stop button to see you
*World war 2 going on and then stops* Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
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what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
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Stop it why offends..asf
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11 My dad died to it, he was a great piolet
people: *are arguing about stopping orphan jokes* me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e
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this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
the way to stop school shootings is to give children a rpg
