My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing so she elbowed me in my damn nose
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop stratching.
girl: rip mother i love you me: sorry for you’re loss girl: stop I have a boyfriend me: stop I have a mother
People who are bothering Gwen, stop this is a joke site and you guys should know that!!!! People she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? NO!!! SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!
🥫Wewo wewo stop right now or we will be Forsted to stop you are self. No not like you can ketchup!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... He just red ringed, and rose up to Game Stop
Doctor Doctor I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon? Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
STOP PUTTING UP BAD JOKES BOI
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
mom:son did u go to school son:whit if i saw yes mom:u r in school slap son:mom am moveing out and am moveingin whit my gf mom:u r whit pls dont move out =( son:mom stop so whit if am moveing out am moveing into my gf home it oley for school mom:will u r kick out of my home son:good mom:am sad now why did he move out
if u like it pls comit down
Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.
Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"
