Stop

Stop jokes

Face

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Helen Keller

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Car

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

People

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

Shooter

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

Orphan

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Assault

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Boyfriend

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

Brother

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

People

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Ketchup

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Bee

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

Difference

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.