Stop jokes

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.