Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Bully: *Bullies kid* Orphan: Stop!! *Cries* Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD Orphan: :/
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
I always press the stop button to see you.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Stop it why offends... asf.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
