So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Stop it why offends... asf.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
I always press the stop button to see you.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
