Stop jokes
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
How to stop bullying?
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.