Stop jokes
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
Memes
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
How to stop bullying?
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.