Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Stop Jokes
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Stop.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
