Stop jokes

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

What does a cat say when it's angry?

- Stop stressing meowt!

What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?

A milkshake.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!