Stop jokes
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
How to stop bullying?
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?