If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
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Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
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Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
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Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
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The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
