Stop Jokes

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour

Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.

I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....

They just seem so forced

can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it

he was a great pilot

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid

What runs but never stop

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So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.