Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
did you know emos are the highest jumpers some of them are still in the air
What type of people have the record of most amount of stories read? Emos, their still in the air
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
I killed 5 orphan's and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Mommy mommy! Are you an archer? Shut up and keep the apple on your head still.
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs and she still wouldn't fit
This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
