Still jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

More than five because my basement is still dark.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)