Still jokes
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"