Still jokes
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Memes
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.