Still jokes

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.