Still Jokes

what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

....

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

last christmas i took a picture of your mom

Its still printing

When you're trying to stay healthy but
your demons still haunt you
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planet fitnes
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A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.

"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."

The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."

The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"

"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.

"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"

What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit

I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”

Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”

i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"

yo momma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women