Stereotype jokes
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.