Stereotype jokes
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half đ
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why canât Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
Theyâre both full of greasy chicks.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Why canât Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs donât make a white.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids donât have to worry about not meeting their father.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When youâre playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say âThis boy always had a fat assâ.
DISLIKE: When youâre hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: âHEY SIRIâ
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Meaning behind the German flag: đ©đȘ Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.