Stereotype jokes
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Memes
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Why canβt Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why canβt Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs donβt make a white.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
Theyβre both full of greasy chicks.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.