Stereotype jokes
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.