Stereotype jokes
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Memes
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.