Stereotype jokes
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
You're gay.
If you read this.
I'm a fat cow.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.