Stereotype jokes
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"