Stereotype jokes
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.