Stereotype jokes

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.

What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you.

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.

The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."

She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."

Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. "You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?" The Cuban simply says, "See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap."

The other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Oh, OK."

The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. "You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?" The Russian simply states, "See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap." Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Ah, yes! Of course."

The American scratches his head and goes, "I think I see the pattern here." So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche.