Stereotype jokes
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"