Stereotype jokes

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.

What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.

The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."

She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."

Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?

They're so good at separating colors.

It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.