Stereotype jokes
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?