Stereotype jokes
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.