Stereotype jokes
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Memes
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.