What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Stereotype Jokes
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
