Stereotype jokes
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.