Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb đź’Ł
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Memes
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.