Stereotype jokes
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)