Stereotype jokes
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.