Stereotype jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Nunchucks!
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
You're gay.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.