Somalian jokes

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What do Somalians excel at in the United States?

Welfare Fraud

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.