Stereotype jokes
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Your mom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.