Stereotype jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.