Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."