Stereotype jokes
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I'm a fat cow.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Blondies.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Everyone reading this is gay!
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."