Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Little Johnny is gay.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.