Stereotype jokes
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.