Stereotype jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Memes
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I hate autistic people.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Ur mom.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo