Stereotype jokes
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Memes
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.