Stereotype jokes
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!