Caution

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Cookie

Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

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  • Phone

    The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.

    Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.