Stereotype jokes
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
You're gay, except it...
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
big booty latinas.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.