Stereotype jokes
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
You're gay.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
"Ching chang chong."
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.