Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Memes
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.