Stereotype jokes
Gigachad.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Memes
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.