Stereotype jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Memes
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
"Ching chang chong."
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Really Karen?
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.