Stereotype jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
You're gay, except it...
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.