What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Stereotype Jokes
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Wears pink.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are emo.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I'm all panic and no disco.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
"Ohh wing wing."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
All y'all weird af.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
