Stereotype jokes

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

What’s an emo called Anna?

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.