Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Your mum's got big tits.
You
You
You're the cow.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Yo mama!
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Blondies.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I'm a fat cow.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
