Stereotype jokes
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Memes
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!