What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.