Stereotype jokes
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.