Stereotype jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
so funny
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
All Nepali love momos.