Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Indian

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

American

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

Hitler

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

Shooter

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

Man

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

Job

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

Mama

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Girl

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.