Stereotype jokes
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
All Nepali love momos.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.