Stereotype jokes
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Memes
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.