Stereotype jokes

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?

Allah's snackbar!

An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.

The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?

What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!

We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.