Stereotype jokes
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!