Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
