What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
