Stereotype jokes
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.