People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Asians love it when a british person says "Race"!
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
