Stereotype jokes
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.