Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.