How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
